[kai_guy01 subs] UN-JASH - Kono hito dare dakke!?

What the...??

H!P-related owarai??

You bet your sweet muffins.

UN-JASH (アンジャッシュ) has been a favorite for quite a while. So when I found this, I was literally ROFLing. Anyway, like I said before, I've had this for a while ('07 I think?) and it was actually my second attempt at using Aegisub to subtitle. Cleaned it up and made it somewhat presentable. Raw is crappy (please excuse the Korean subs) and out of sync in some places so sorry for that.


From the 2005.09.03 "God of Entertainment" show, Kojima Kazuya and Watabe Ken share an interesting conversation about Miki-sama.

Enjoy!

*Btw, this is not the whole skit. Only the H!P-related part.*

******EDIT******
YT was kind enough to take the vid off. Sorry guys =/

Update

Aloha,

Apologies for the lack of posts. I've been on hiatus to allow myself some time to recover...mainly from a torn MCL but also from my favorites (Ai-chan, Yuuka, Aya) leaving. If Airi-chama leaves I think I'll officially keel over.

Oh, and I'll have a little something ready by the end of the week. I've had it subbed for a while now, but I've been looking in vain for a better quality rip. Nothing's shown up so I'll have to go with what I got. Hoping to get it somewhat presentable soon.

Mahalo!

2011.09.29 InterFm [FIVE STARS] Translations (Final show)

Gaki-san as final guest.

Opening Talk:
Theme - Last

Ai-chan's last show since she's graduating. For Gaki-san, even though they're on the radio, it feels like they're talking normally. So much fun for her when she's on. Was fun for the 9ki members too even though they were really nervous each time.

Morning Musume - Kono Chikyuu no Heiwa wo Honki de Negatteirundayo!

Five Pleasures Corner:
Dice Talk

Gaki-san: Ai-chan! Since this is your last show, you should answer the questions from th Dice Talk!
Ai-chan: No way! Won't do it!
Gaki-san: You will! Yaaaaay!
Ai-chan: I won't! I prepared some really good questions for you...
Gaki-san: Too laaaaaaaatttteeee! Yaaaaaayyyy!

#1 - Ima kara monomane shimasu! (I'm gonna do a impersonation now)

Ai-chan: Hell no!
Ai-chan: No way!
Gaki-san: Everytime I came on I did a impersonation for you so...
Ai-chan: Cuz you were so good at them.
Staff: As many as you want!
Ai-chan: Nooooo!
Gaki-san: So this time you should do three of them.
Ai-chan: Whaat!?
Staff: Gaki-san should choose them then.
Gaki-san: So, Ai-chan...I want you to do an impression of the person you really respect...Sanma-san.
Ai-chan: [Loud gasp]
Gaki-san: You're so lame...Just act how you normally would please.
Ai-chan: It's Sanma-san.
[Gaki-san explains what she wants]
Ai-chan: "You're such a bumpkin."
[Laughs]
Gaki-san: Says that to you a lot doesn't he...

Gaki-san next asks for Sakana-kun. Not bad really. Finally, Gaki-san requests Crayon Shin-chan ala Reina. First time around wasn't really Ai-chan-ish so once more...

Gaki-san says it was terrible.

#5 - Ima kara hayakuchibakotoba (Will now do tounge-twister)

First one she does so well that Gaki-san's surprised at the confidence. Second one she does well until the very end. Third one, she messes up pretty bad but was pretty cute doing it. Gaki-san then says she has a favorite. It's actually on the DVD Magazine, which she then plays the clip. Funny stuff.

Gaki-san thanks Ai-chan for the awesome Dice Talk. Nice surprises indeed.

Stay tuned! We'll be right back! 76.1 InterFM!

Listener's Corner(?)

Another surprise...
Message for Ai-chan!
A "Takahashi Ai-chan is this kind of person!" message from dance instructor Natsu-sensei!

Nothing new to write about really. Ai-chan's been around for the longest time so the staff really feel like she's family. When learning new dances, Ai-chan's usually the slowest to learn; however, when she does finally learn it, she's determined to do it the best she can. Please keep that mindset when she pursues other interests. Good luck with everything Ai-chan!

S/mileage - Tachiagirl

Ending Talk:
Gaki-san was so excited when Ai-chan walked in with her Dice Talk stuff. She was worried since it was the last show that she might now do it but felt relieved when she saw it. She was secretly thinking, "Haha! I can finally do this." Ai-chan was really thankful for the message from Natsu-sensei.

~Promos~
Last concert tomorrow at Budoukan!
10/12 "12 Smart" out
Ribbon musical (first with the 9th gen)

Good luck to Gaki-san being the new leader!
Gaki-san's new radio show

Bye bye!

Takahashi Ai- Jishin Motte Yume wo Motte Tobidatsu Kara

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Thirty-eighth and final show. Hope you guys enjoyed them and found out some of the little things about the members that only radio shows can bring. I tried my best to get everything as accurate as possible and to bring out some of the funnier conversations. Definitely a more interesting Ai-chan when she's on the radio. Hope she does more of them in the future.

Thanks to everyone for reading!

2011.09.22 InterFM [FIVE STARS] Translations

Gaki-san as guest. Asked on the show the most as of today.

Opening Talk:
Theme - Pet

Gaki-san doesn't have any pets as of now. As something she can have, Gaki-san would like a hamster or bird. As something she can't have, she'd like a penguin. Ai-chan likes them toy poodles (Ouji) but she's afraid it'd get too hot in Hawaii. Gaki-san suggests a capybara. Lately, Ai-chan's been liking cats but needs a bigger place to keep one. She likes that she wouldn't really have to take it out for walks or really take care of it.

Morning Musume - Kono Chikyuu no Heiwa wo Honki de Negatteirundayo!

Five Pleasures Corner:
Dice Talk

#1 - BANDO-kumi ni ha nani tantou [vocal igai] (If I was in a band, I'd do this [not vocals])

Gaki-san: In a band?
Ai-chan: This is fun to imagine.
Gaki-san: Ya, it is. I'd like to try the drums I guess...
Gaki-san: But if I had to think about it...maybe the electric organ or something like the piano...or bang on something like "BAM-BAM-BAM!"

Girls playing any instruments are great. They both think ZONE is really cool.

#3 - Kimochii tto iieba nani (When would you say "This feels so good!")

There's a lot but, when you get out of the bath and clean your ears. Like right when you put it in. For Ai-chan, it's sweating at concerts. She sweats at other places too but it feels really good to her, specifically at concerts.

Stay tuned! We'll be right back! 76.1 InterFM!

Sorano Aoi (CV: Kitahara Sayaka) - Yappa Seishun!

Listener's Corner:
Tokumei-san asks, "Good evening Takahashi-san! At Yoshizawa's graduation, Gaki-san said 'This won't be Morning Musume anymore!' For me, I feel the same. Takahashi-san, congratulations on your graduation. Thank you for all your hard work. And Gaki-san, it'll soon be your time as leader of Hello!Project. I wanted to express my appreciation and thanks in some way so I hope my message makes it to you."

Gaki-san's always love Morning Musume so when she finally got to be in it, it was really something for her. But soon, with Ai-chan graduating, it'll be weird without her so she repeats that Morning Musume won't be the same anymore. Really amazing that 10 years have already passed. They've been a part of the group for so long (over half the life of MM) it feels strange that Ai-chan won't be around anymore. It's actually been about 5 years since the other Gokkies have graduated but it seems much less than that. Btw Yasuda was 21 when she became co-leader and the Gokkies joined so, at the time, they felt that she was like an old lady. Now they've passed that and it's like "Holy crap!"

Morning Musume - Kare to Isshou ni Omise ga Shitai

S/mileage - Tachiagirl

Ending Talk:
Seems like it goes by fastest when Gaki-san is with her.

~Promos~
LoveLoveLove DVD on sale
HelloChannel 6 out 9/23
AloHello PB out 9/28
Ribbon

Next week will be last show...T_T

Bye bye!

[kai_guy01 subs] Takahashi Ai- Love Love Love

Got this in just in time =)



Ai-chan's last photobook DVD shot in LA.

Snag it here and enjoy!